{"id":901,"date":"2025-04-19T16:33:04","date_gmt":"2025-04-19T16:33:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/index.php\/2025\/04\/19\/alimentacija\/"},"modified":"2025-04-19T16:33:04","modified_gmt":"2025-04-19T16:33:04","slug":"alimentacija","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/index.php\/2025\/04\/19\/alimentacija\/","title":{"rendered":"Alimentacija"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>-\u201cKad se ve\u010deras vrati\u0161 majci, daj joj ovu kovertu i reci joj da budu\u0107i da ti je sada 18 godina, ovo je posljednji \u010dek koji \u0107e ikada vidjeti od mene za alimentaciju. Tada se odmakni i promatraj izraz na njenom licu.\u201d<br><br><br>K\u0106ERKA<br><br>-\u201cMama, otac me je zamolio da ti predam ovu kovertu. Rekao je da ti ka\u017eem da budu\u0107i da sam sada napunila 18 godina, ovo je zadnja isplata alimentacije koju \u0107e\u0161 ikada dobiti. A sada bih ja trebala se odmaknuti i promatrati izraz tvog lica.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>MAJKA:<br><br>-\u201cIdu\u0107i put kad posjeti\u0161 oca, reci mu da nakon 18 godina sam kona\u010dno odlu\u010dila da ga obavijestim da on nije tvoj otac \u2026 a tada se odmakni i promatraj izraz na njegovom licu.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>BONUS<br><br>\u017dena se vra\u0107a ku\u0107i kasno no\u0107u, tiho otvara vrata spava\u0107e sobe, podi\u017ee prekriva\u010d sa kreveta i vidi \u010detiri noge, uzima bejzbol palicu i udara preko prekriva\u010da \u0161to ja\u010de nekoliko puta.<br><br><br>Odlazi u kuhinju po pi\u0107e kad tamo vidi svog supruga koji joj ka\u017ee:<br><br>\u017dena se vra\u0107a ku\u0107i kasno no\u0107u, tiho otvara vrata spava\u0107e sobe, podi\u017ee prekriva\u010d sa kreveta i vidi \u010detiri noge, uzima bejzbol palicu i udara preko prekriva\u010da \u0161to ja\u010de nekoliko puta, odlazi u kuhinju po pi\u0107e kad tamo vidi svog supruga koji joj ka\u017ee:<br><br>-Tvoji roditelji su nam do\u0161li u posjetu, dao sam im na\u0161 krevet, nadam se da si ih ve\u0107 pozdravila.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>-\u201cKad se ve\u010deras vrati\u0161 majci, daj joj ovu kovertu i reci joj da budu\u0107i da ti je sada 18 godina, ovo je posljednji \u010dek koji \u0107e ikada vidjeti od mene za alimentaciju. Tada se odmakni i promatraj izraz na njenom licu.\u201d K\u0106ERKA -\u201cMama, otac me je zamolio da ti predam ovu kovertu. Rekao je da [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":900,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"iawp_total_views":1583,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-901","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-humor"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/1000037057.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/901","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=901"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/901\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":902,"href":"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/901\/revisions\/902"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/900"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=901"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=901"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=901"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}