{"id":517,"date":"2025-03-31T19:19:21","date_gmt":"2025-03-31T19:19:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/?p=517"},"modified":"2025-03-31T19:19:22","modified_gmt":"2025-03-31T19:19:22","slug":"bosanac-i-slovenac-u-vozu","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/index.php\/2025\/03\/31\/bosanac-i-slovenac-u-vozu\/","title":{"rendered":"bosanac i slovenac u vozu"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Vozili se Bosanac i Slovenac vozom kroz Sloveniju. Bosanac izvadi jabuku da je pojede, a Slovenac ga upita:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>&#8220;Je pa kaj ti je to?!&#8221;<\/strong><br><strong>&#8220;Jabuka,&#8221;<\/strong> odgovori Bosanac.<br><strong>&#8220;Pih, pri nama su, odkar koristimo nove EU metode uzgoja, tri puta ve\u0107e!&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Malo kasnije, Bosanac izvadi kru\u0161ku. Slovenac opet radoznalo pita:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>&#8220;Je pa kaj je sad to?&#8221;<\/strong><br><strong>&#8220;Kru\u0161ka, nisi nikad vidio?&#8221;<\/strong><br><strong>&#8220;Pih, pri nama su tri puta ve\u0107e odkar koristimo nove EU metode!&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Nakon nekog vremena, Bosanac izvadi paradajz. Slovenac ga pogleda i ponovo pita:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>&#8220;Je pa kaj je sad to?&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Bosanac uzdahne, pa kroz osmijeh odgovori:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>&#8220;Ribizla, majku mu staru, ribizla!&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>bonus tekst:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u010ca\u0161e su neizostavan dio svakodnevnog \u017eivota, koriste se za konzumaciju razli\u010ditih napitaka, od vode i sokova do vina i koktela. Izra\u0111uju se od razli\u010ditih materijala poput stakla, plastike, metala i keramike, pri \u010demu svaki materijal ima svoje prednosti. Staklene \u010da\u0161e su klasi\u010dne i elegantne, \u010desto kori\u0161tene u restoranima i domovima. Plasti\u010dne su lagane i prakti\u010dne za jednokratnu upotrebu, dok su metalne, poput onih od nehr\u0111aju\u0107eg \u010delika, popularne zbog svoje dugotrajnosti i otpornosti.Oblik \u010da\u0161e \u010desto ovisi o vrsti pi\u0107a za koje je namijenjena \u2013 vinske \u010da\u0161e imaju dugu dr\u0161ku, pivske su obi\u010dno ve\u0107e i \u010dvr\u0161\u0107e, dok su \u0161oljice za kafu i \u010daj deblje kako bi zadr\u017eale toplinu. Osim funkcionalnosti, \u010da\u0161e mogu biti i ukrasni element, s raznim bojama, uzorcima i gravurama koje doprinose estetici svakog stola.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Vozili se Bosanac i Slovenac vozom kroz Sloveniju. Bosanac izvadi jabuku da je pojede, a Slovenac ga upita: &#8220;Je pa kaj ti je to?!&#8221;&#8220;Jabuka,&#8221; odgovori Bosanac.&#8220;Pih, pri nama su, odkar koristimo nove EU metode uzgoja, tri puta ve\u0107e!&#8221; Malo kasnije, Bosanac izvadi kru\u0161ku. Slovenac opet radoznalo pita: &#8220;Je pa kaj je sad to?&#8221;&#8220;Kru\u0161ka, nisi nikad [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":518,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"iawp_total_views":439,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-517","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-humor"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/Screenshot_20250331_211903_Chrome.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/517","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=517"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/517\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":519,"href":"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/517\/revisions\/519"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/518"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=517"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=517"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=517"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}