{"id":494,"date":"2025-03-29T14:56:52","date_gmt":"2025-03-29T14:56:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/?p=494"},"modified":"2025-03-29T14:57:37","modified_gmt":"2025-03-29T14:57:37","slug":"494","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/index.php\/2025\/03\/29\/494\/","title":{"rendered":"Ivica i u\u010diteljica"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>U\u010diteljica pi\u0161e kredom po plo\u010di desnom rukom. Mali Ivica pa\u017eljivo prati i odjednom uzvikne:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>&#8220;U\u010diteljice, nemate nijednu dlaku ispod desnog pazuha!&#8221;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p>Ona se namr\u0161ti i strogo mu ka\u017ee:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>&#8220;Spremi stvari i ne dolazi u \u0161kolu tjedan dana!&#8221;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p>Nakon tjedan dana, Ivica se vra\u0107a u razred. U\u010diteljica ponovno pi\u0161e po plo\u010di i u jednom trenutku podigne lijevu ruku da se po\u010de\u0161e po glavi. Ivica opet glasno primijeti:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>&#8220;Ispod lijevog pazuha tako\u0111er ni\u0161ta!&#8221;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p>U\u010diteljica se razbjesni jo\u0161 vi\u0161e:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>&#8220;Odmah se pokupi i ne vra\u0107aj se mjesec dana!&#8221;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p>Pro\u0111e i taj mjesec. Ivica se vra\u0107a u \u0161kolu, sjeda u klupu i opet pomno prati u\u010diteljicu. Tog dana nosila je kratku suknju. U jednom trenutku joj ispadne kreda, sagne se da je podigne, a Ivica odmah po\u010dne pakirati stvari.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>&#8220;Kamo \u0107e\u0161?&#8221; upita ga u\u010diteljica.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p>Ivica uzdahne i odgovori:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>&#8220;Mislim da je za mene ova \u0161kolska godina gotova.&#8221;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>U\u010diteljica pi\u0161e kredom po plo\u010di desnom rukom. Mali Ivica pa\u017eljivo prati i odjednom uzvikne: Ona se namr\u0161ti i strogo mu ka\u017ee: Nakon tjedan dana, Ivica se vra\u0107a u razred. U\u010diteljica ponovno pi\u0161e po plo\u010di i u jednom trenutku podigne lijevu ruku da se po\u010de\u0161e po glavi. Ivica opet glasno primijeti: U\u010diteljica se razbjesni jo\u0161 vi\u0161e: [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":495,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"iawp_total_views":634,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-494","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-vicevi"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/Screenshot_20250329_155606_ChatGPT.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/494","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=494"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/494\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":497,"href":"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/494\/revisions\/497"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/495"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=494"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=494"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=494"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}