{"id":487,"date":"2025-03-29T07:56:13","date_gmt":"2025-03-29T07:56:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/?p=487"},"modified":"2025-03-29T07:56:14","modified_gmt":"2025-03-29T07:56:14","slug":"studentice-i-baka","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/index.php\/2025\/03\/29\/studentice-i-baka\/","title":{"rendered":"Studentice i Baka"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Dvije cimerice u studentskom domu pripremaju ve\u010deru. Jedna od njih uzme hrenovke, odre\u017ee im oba kraja i stavi ih u tavu. Druga je zbunjeno pogleda i upita:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>&#8220;\u010cekaj, za\u0161to re\u017ee\u0161 krajeve hrenovki?&#8221;<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>&#8220;Iskreno, nemam pojma. Moja mama to uvijek radi, pa i ja nastavila.&#8221;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p>Radoznala, djevojka za vikend posjeti mamu i pita je:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>&#8220;Mama, za\u0161to ti uvijek re\u017ee\u0161 krajeve hrenovki prije nego ih stavi\u0161 u tavu?&#8221;<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>&#8220;Hm&#8230; Nisam sigurna, ali baka je to uvijek tako radila, pa sam i ja preuzela taj obi\u010daj.&#8221;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p>Ne mire\u0107i se s tim, djevojka odlu\u010di pitati i baku. Baka se nasmije i odgovori:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>&#8220;Iskreno, ne znam ni ja. Tako je radila moja mama!&#8221;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p>Na kraju, djevojka ode u dom posjetiti prabaku i postavi joj isto pitanje:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>&#8220;Prabako, za\u0161to se uvijek re\u017eu krajevi hrenovki prije pe\u010denja?&#8221;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p>Prabaka se nasmije, pogleda je i ka\u017ee:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>&#8220;Pa dijete drago, nekad smo imali malu tavu!&#8221;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dvije cimerice u studentskom domu pripremaju ve\u010deru. Jedna od njih uzme hrenovke, odre\u017ee im oba kraja i stavi ih u tavu. Druga je zbunjeno pogleda i upita: Radoznala, djevojka za vikend posjeti mamu i pita je: Ne mire\u0107i se s tim, djevojka odlu\u010di pitati i baku. Baka se nasmije i odgovori: Na kraju, djevojka ode [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":488,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"iawp_total_views":1519,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-487","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-humor"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/Screenshot_20250329_085601_ChatGPT.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/487","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=487"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/487\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":489,"href":"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/487\/revisions\/489"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/488"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=487"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=487"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=487"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}