{"id":483,"date":"2025-03-29T07:49:49","date_gmt":"2025-03-29T07:49:49","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/?p=483"},"modified":"2025-03-29T07:49:50","modified_gmt":"2025-03-29T07:49:50","slug":"muji-i-haso-u-prirodi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/index.php\/2025\/03\/29\/muji-i-haso-u-prirodi\/","title":{"rendered":"Muji i Haso u prirodi"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Hodaju Mujo i Haso po selu i nai\u0111u na govno. Mujo \u0107e Hasi:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>&#8220;Haso, hajde pojedi ovo govno za 1000 eura?&#8221;<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Ka\u017ee Haso:<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Jeste gadno, ali malo se potrpim i poslije mi ostane 1000 eura u d\u017eepu.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>&#8220;Mo\u017ee!&#8221;<br>Smaza Haso govno, ka\u017ee daj 1000 eura, uzme i nastave hodati. Opet Haso misli:<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Za 1000 eura i nije bilo tako gadno, samo je problem da \u0107e Mujo razglasiti po cijelom selu da sam pojeo govno i svi \u0107e me zezati do kraja \u017eivota.<br>Misli i Mujo:<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>E jesam glup! Ovaj se malo potrpio dok je pojeo govno i sada ima mojih 1000 eura. Hodaju\u0107i tako nai\u0111u na drugo govno i Haso \u0107e:<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>&#8220;Mujo, a bil ti pojeo ovo govno za 1000 eura?&#8221;<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>&#8220;Bih!2<br>I tako Mujo pojede govno i Haso mu dadne 1000 eura. Nastave hodati, kad \u0107e Haso:<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>&#8220;E moj Mujo \u0161to smo blesavi, obojca smo pojeli po govno, a niko ni\u0161ta nije zaradio.&#8221;<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>&#8220;Nema veze Haso, va\u017eno je da se pare okre\u0107u!&#8221;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hodaju Mujo i Haso po selu i nai\u0111u na govno. Mujo \u0107e Hasi:<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":484,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"iawp_total_views":4,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-483","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-humor"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/Screenshot_20250329_084613_Samsung-Internet.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/483","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=483"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/483\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":485,"href":"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/483\/revisions\/485"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/484"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=483"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=483"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=483"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}