{"id":476,"date":"2025-03-28T20:06:55","date_gmt":"2025-03-28T20:06:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/?p=476"},"modified":"2025-03-28T20:06:56","modified_gmt":"2025-03-28T20:06:56","slug":"mujo-i-punica","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/index.php\/2025\/03\/28\/mujo-i-punica\/","title":{"rendered":"Mujo i Punica"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Mujo je oti\u0161ao kod punice na ve\u010deru. Sjedne za stol, a punica iznese pun tanjir sarme. Po\u010dinje on da jede, kad odjednom primeti punicinog psa kako sedi pored stola i netremice ga gleda pravo u o\u010di.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Mujo se vrpolji, osvr\u0107e, ali pas ne skida pogled s njega. Jede on dalje, ali postaje mu neprijatno. Pogleda punicu i upita:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Punice, \u0161to me tvoj pas ovako gleda? Da me ne\u0107e napasti?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Punica se nasmeje i mirno odgovori:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Ma ne, Mujo, ne brini&#8230; On samo tako gleda kad mu neko jede iz tanjira.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Mujo zastane s vilju\u0161kom na pola puta do usta, pogleda psa, pa punicu, pa opet psa i zbunjeno re\u010de:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Aaaa, pa \u0161to ne ka\u017ee\u0161 na vreme?! Mog\u2019o sam mu bar ostavit\u2019 krompir!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mujo je oti\u0161ao kod punice na ve\u010deru. Sjedne za stol, a punica iznese pun tanjir sarme. Po\u010dinje on da jede, kad odjednom primeti punicinog psa kako sedi pored stola i netremice ga gleda pravo u o\u010di. Mujo se vrpolji, osvr\u0107e, ali pas ne skida pogled s njega. Jede on dalje, ali postaje mu neprijatno. Pogleda [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":477,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"iawp_total_views":295,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-476","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-humor"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/Screenshot_20250328_210546_ChatGPT.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/476","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=476"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/476\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":478,"href":"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/476\/revisions\/478"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/477"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=476"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=476"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=476"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}