{"id":473,"date":"2025-03-28T15:29:57","date_gmt":"2025-03-28T15:29:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/?p=473"},"modified":"2025-03-28T15:29:58","modified_gmt":"2025-03-28T15:29:58","slug":"mujo-i-serif","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/index.php\/2025\/03\/28\/mujo-i-serif\/","title":{"rendered":"MUJO I \u0160ERIF"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p>Do\u0161ao Mujo na Divlji zapad i ubrzo postao najstra\u0161niji revolvera\u0161. Pri\u010dalo se da mu ruka nikad ne drhti, da poga\u0111a muvu na pet metara i da niko ko se s njim sukobio nije ostao na nogama. \u010cak su i Indijanci pri\u010dali stra\u0161ne pri\u010de o njemu pored logorske vatre.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Jednog dana, Mujo bijesan kao ris sti\u017ee u mali gradi\u0107 prekriven pra\u0161inom. Sunce pe\u010de, konj mu umoran, a on \u017eedan k&#8217;o nikad. Svi gra\u0111ani u panici \u2013 \u010dim su ga vidjeli, po\u010deli su zatvarati prozore, be\u017eati u ku\u0107e, \u010dak se i pas sakrio ispod kola.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Mujo naglo otvara vrata saluna, a ona udare o zid i svi unutra zaneme. Prilazi \u0161anku, naru\u010di duplu rakiju (iako rakije nema na Divljem zapadu, nekako su mu na\u0161li bocu). Ispija je naiskap, bri\u0161e usta rukavom i osvr\u0107e se po salunu. Onda mu pogled padne na \u010doveka sa zvezdom na grudima \u2013 \u0161erifa.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Odlazi do njega, staje tik ispred i pita ga promuklim glasom:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>&#8220;Ko si ti?&#8221;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p>\u0160erif se jedva suzdr\u017eava da mu pi\u0161tolj ne ispadne iz ruke, gutne knedlu i promuca:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>&#8220;\u0160erif&#8230; ja sam \u0161erif ovog grada&#8230;&#8221;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p>Mujo se zlokobno nasmeje, pogleda ga ispod obrva i ka\u017ee:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>&#8220;E, da nisi musliman, sad bih te odmah ubio.&#8221;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Do\u0161ao Mujo na Divlji zapad i ubrzo postao najstra\u0161niji revolvera\u0161. Pri\u010dalo se da mu ruka nikad ne drhti, da poga\u0111a muvu na pet metara i da niko ko se s njim sukobio nije ostao na nogama. \u010cak su i Indijanci pri\u010dali stra\u0161ne pri\u010de o njemu pored logorske vatre. Jednog dana, Mujo bijesan kao ris sti\u017ee [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":474,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"iawp_total_views":1426,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-473","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-humor"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/Screenshot_20250328_162936_Chrome.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/473","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=473"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/473\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":475,"href":"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/473\/revisions\/475"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/474"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=473"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=473"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=473"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}