Na terasi jednog hotela u Ljubljani, sjedi Bosanac i ma\u017ee d\u017eem na kri\u0161ku kruha.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Dolazi do njega Janez, \u017eva\u0107e \u017evaku i radoznalo pita:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Ti to stvarno pojede\u0161 cijelu kri\u0161ku kruha?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Naravno.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Mi ne. Mi pojedemo samo mekani dio, a koru recikliramo, pa od toga pravimo dvopek koji onda prodajemo Bosancima.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Nastavi on \u017evakati i opet upita:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 A d\u017eem? Pojede\u0161 i njega do kraja?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Pa da.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Mi ne. Mi pojedemo samo fini, mekani dio, a ko\u0161tice i kore vo\u0107a recikliramo. Onda od toga pravimo nove proizvode i prodajemo ih Bosancima.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u017dva\u0107e Janez i dalje, a Bosanac ga sada upita:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 A reci mi, vi Slovenci, je li se vi seksate?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Seveda da!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 I \u0161ta radite s iskori\u0161tenim prezervativima?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Pa bacimo ih, kaj pa drugega?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 E vidi\u0161, mi ih recikliramo, pa od njih pravimo \u017evake i prodajemo ih Slovencima!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Na terasi jednog hotela u Ljubljani, sjedi Bosanac i ma\u017ee d\u017eem na kri\u0161ku kruha. Dolazi do njega Janez, \u017eva\u0107e \u017evaku i radoznalo pita: \u2013 Ti to stvarno pojede\u0161 cijelu kri\u0161ku kruha? \u2013 Naravno. \u2013 Mi ne. Mi pojedemo samo mekani dio, a koru recikliramo, pa od toga pravimo dvopek koji onda prodajemo Bosancima. Nastavi on […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":451,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"iawp_total_views":559,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-450","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-humor"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/file-5FSSjszyYfBXRDExEKPz5E.webp","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/450","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=450"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/450\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":452,"href":"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/450\/revisions\/452"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/451"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=450"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=450"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=450"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}