{"id":436,"date":"2025-03-26T10:31:24","date_gmt":"2025-03-26T10:31:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/?p=436"},"modified":"2025-03-26T10:31:25","modified_gmt":"2025-03-26T10:31:25","slug":"mujo-i-fata","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/index.php\/2025\/03\/26\/mujo-i-fata\/","title":{"rendered":"Mujo i Fata"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Godinama su Mujo i Fata hodali i zabavljali se\u2026 Jedne ve\u010deri \u0161etaju tako uz Miljacku, dr\u017ee\u0107i se za ruke. Mujo primjeti da je Fata ne\u0161to tiha i zami\u0161ljena, pa je upita:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Bolan Fato, \u0161to si se tako stisla, jel&#8217; te mu\u010di ne\u0161to?<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p>Fata uzdahne i odmahne glavom. \u0160etaju oni tako jo\u0161 pola sata, a Fata i dalje \u0161uti. Mujo se zabrine pa upita ponovno:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Ajde, Fato, reci mi \u0161to te mu\u010di?<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p>Fata ga pogleda u o\u010di i re\u010de:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Moj Mujo, trebali bi mi razmisliti o braku, zajedno smo ve\u0107 trideset godina \u2026<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p>Mujo je pogleda, zavrti glavom i re\u010de:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Tko \u0107e nas htjeti ovako stare, kasno je za to, bona?!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p>bonus tekst:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Petarde su pirotehni\u010dka sredstva koja proizvode jak zvuk i svetlosne efekte kada eksplodiraju. Koriste se naj\u010de\u0161\u0107e tokom praznika, kao \u0161to su Nova godina i proslave, ali i na sportskim doga\u0111ajima.Vrste petardi:Male petarde \u2013 slabijeg intenziteta, namenjene rekreativnoj upotrebi.Srednje i jake petarde \u2013 proizvode glasniji zvuk i ve\u0107u eksploziju.Profesionalna pirotehnika \u2013 koristi se u organizovanim vatrometima i zahteva posebne dozvole.Opasnosti i posledice:Povrede \u2013 opekotine, gubitak prstiju, o\u0161te\u0107enje sluha i vida.Po\u017eari \u2013 nepropisna upotreba mo\u017ee izazvati vatru.Uznemiravanje ljudi i \u017eivotinja \u2013 jak zvuk izaziva stres kod \u017eivotinja i mo\u017ee biti opasan za ljude s odre\u0111enim zdravstvenim problemima.Zakonska regulativa:U mnogim zemljama petarde su regulisane zakonom. Upotreba ih je \u010desto dozvoljena samo u odre\u0111enim periodima godine, a prodaja maloletnicima je zabranjena.Ako te zanima ne\u0161to konkretno o petardama, pitaj!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Godinama su Mujo i Fata hodali i zabavljali se\u2026 Jedne ve\u010deri \u0161etaju tako uz Miljacku, dr\u017ee\u0107i se za ruke. Mujo primjeti da je Fata ne\u0161to tiha i zami\u0161ljena, pa je upita: Fata uzdahne i odmahne glavom. \u0160etaju oni tako jo\u0161 pola sata, a Fata i dalje \u0161uti. Mujo se zabrine pa upita ponovno: Fata ga [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":437,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"iawp_total_views":770,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-436","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-humor"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/Screenshot_20250326_113051_Facebook.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/436","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=436"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/436\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":438,"href":"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/436\/revisions\/438"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/437"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=436"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=436"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=436"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}