Razlika izme\u0111u \u017eene i ljubavnice<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Mujo i Suljo sjede u kafani, popili po koju i zapri\u010dali se o \u017eenama.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Suljo se po\u017eali:
\u2013 “Ma, brate, trebao bih na\u0107i ljubavnicu\u2026 Fate mi je preko glave!”
Mujo se nasmije i upita ga:
\u2013 “A zna\u0161 li ti, bolan, koja je razlika izme\u0111u \u017eene i ljubavnice?”
Suljo zbunjeno odmahne glavom:
\u2013 “Nemam pojma, reci mi!”
Mujo otpije gutljaj rakije, nasloni se i ka\u017ee:
\u2013 “Pa, jarane moj\u2026 tri’es\u2019 kila razlike!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
bonus vic:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Mujo i Haso oplja\u010dkali po\u0161tu<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Oplja\u010dkaju Mujo i Haso po\u0161tu i svaki uzme po jednu vre\u0107u. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Nakon nekoliko mjeseci sretnu se i po\u010dnu razgovarati.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Mujo pita Hasu:\u2013 “\u0160ta si na\u0161ao u svojoj vre\u0107i?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Haso se nasmije:\u2013 “Pola milijuna eura, bolan! Kupio sam ku\u0107u, auto, jahtu… A u tvojoj?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Mujo uzdahne:\u2013 “Ma puna vre\u0107a ra\u010duna\u2026 Pla\u0107am pomalo, koliko mogu!”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Razlika izme\u0111u \u017eene i ljubavnice Mujo i Suljo sjede u kafani, popili po koju i zapri\u010dali se o \u017eenama. Suljo se po\u017eali:\u2013 “Ma, brate, trebao bih na\u0107i ljubavnicu\u2026 Fate mi je preko glave!”Mujo se nasmije i upita ga:\u2013 “A zna\u0161 li ti, bolan, koja je razlika izme\u0111u \u017eene i ljubavnice?”Suljo zbunjeno odmahne glavom:\u2013 “Nemam pojma, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":424,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"iawp_total_views":423,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-423","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-humor"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/Screenshot_20250326_065745_Facebook.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/423","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=423"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/423\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":426,"href":"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/423\/revisions\/426"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/424"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=423"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=423"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=423"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}