{"id":410,"date":"2025-03-18T05:00:42","date_gmt":"2025-03-18T05:00:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/?p=410"},"modified":"2025-03-18T05:00:44","modified_gmt":"2025-03-18T05:00:44","slug":"moju-i-haso-sverceri","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/index.php\/2025\/03\/18\/moju-i-haso-sverceri\/","title":{"rendered":"Moju i Haso \u0161verceri"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Odlu\u010de se Mujo i Haso pro\u0161vercati preko granice, i preru\u0161e se u kravu (Mujo prednje, Haso stra\u017enje noge) i tako probati prevariti grani\u010dare. Me\u0111utim, grani\u010dari ih \u201cprovale\u201d i odlu\u010de se malo na\u0161aliti s njima:<br>\u2013 Vidi ti ovo, krava li je? Hajde da mi to provjerimo. Donesite kantu vode. Krava mora to popiti.<br>Stave kantu i Mujo po\u010dne piti, a Haso ga otpozadi bodri:<br>\u2013 Izdr\u017ei Mujo, izdr\u017ei!<br>I Mujo sve popije. Onda donesu naramak sijena. Mujo krene jesti, a Haso sve vrijeme \u0161apu\u0107e:<br>\u2013 Izdr\u017ei Mujo, izdr\u017ei!<br>Na kraju ka\u017eu grani\u010dari:<br>\u2013 A sad posljednji test. Dovedite bika!<br>A Mujo \u0107e:<br>\u2013 Izdr\u017ei sad ti Haso, izdr\u017ei\u2026<br>\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude0b\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Odlu\u010de se Mujo i Haso pro\u0161vercati preko granice, i preru\u0161e se u kravu (Mujo prednje, Haso stra\u017enje noge) i tako probati prevariti grani\u010dare. Me\u0111utim, grani\u010dari ih \u201cprovale\u201d i odlu\u010de se malo na\u0161aliti s njima:\u2013 Vidi ti ovo, krava li je? Hajde da mi to provjerimo. Donesite kantu vode. Krava mora to popiti.Stave kantu i Mujo [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":87,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"iawp_total_views":468,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-410","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-humor"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/Screenshot_20250205_113257_Gallery.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/410","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=410"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/410\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":411,"href":"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/410\/revisions\/411"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/87"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=410"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=410"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=410"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}