{"id":402,"date":"2025-03-12T10:20:41","date_gmt":"2025-03-12T10:20:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/?p=402"},"modified":"2025-03-12T11:08:47","modified_gmt":"2025-03-12T11:08:47","slug":"402","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/index.php\/2025\/03\/12\/402\/","title":{"rendered":"Hap\u0161enje Dodika"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Bili Dodik, Vi\u0161kovi\u0107 i Stevandi\u0107, i sti\u017ee vijest da je Tu\u017eila\u0161tvo BiH raspisalo potjernicu za njima. Sjednu oni da se dogovore gdje \u0107e pobje\u0107i.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Stevandi\u0107 ka\u017ee:<br>\u2014 Ja \u0107u kod svoje bra\u0107e u Srbiju, tamo sam siguran!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Vi\u0161kovi\u0107 ka\u017ee:<br>\u2014 Ja \u0107u u Ma\u0111arsku kod Obrana, on \u0107e me sakriti!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Pogledaju oni Dodika i pitaju:<br>\u2014 A ti, Milorade, gdje \u0107e\u0161?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Dodik se preznojava, gleda lijevo-desno i tiho promrmlja:<br>\u2014 Ja sam se usro&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bili Dodik, Vi\u0161kovi\u0107 i Stevandi\u0107, i sti\u017ee vijest da je Tu\u017eila\u0161tvo BiH raspisalo potjernicu za njima. Sjednu oni da se dogovore gdje \u0107e pobje\u0107i. Stevandi\u0107 ka\u017ee:\u2014 Ja \u0107u kod svoje bra\u0107e u Srbiju, tamo sam siguran! Vi\u0161kovi\u0107 ka\u017ee:\u2014 Ja \u0107u u Ma\u0111arsku kod Obrana, on \u0107e me sakriti! Pogledaju oni Dodika i pitaju:\u2014 A ti, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":403,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"iawp_total_views":2268,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-402","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-humor"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/Screenshot_20250312_111919_Google.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/402","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=402"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/402\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":409,"href":"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/402\/revisions\/409"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/403"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=402"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=402"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=402"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}