{"id":273,"date":"2025-02-23T11:55:20","date_gmt":"2025-02-23T11:55:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/?p=273"},"modified":"2025-02-23T11:56:42","modified_gmt":"2025-02-23T11:56:42","slug":"bakica-kod-doktora-sa-neugodnim-problemom","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/index.php\/2025\/02\/23\/bakica-kod-doktora-sa-neugodnim-problemom\/","title":{"rendered":"Bakica kod doktora sa neugodnim problemom"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Bakica kod doktora s neugodnim problemom<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Doktore, imam jedan problem\u2026 Stalno prdim! Cijeli dan, gdje god da jesam. Ali nitko ne primijeti, jer su potpuno tihi i nemaju nikakav miris. Evo, dok sjedim ovdje kod vas, ve\u0107 sam ih barem dvadeset ispustila!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Doktor joj mirno prepi\u0161e terapiju \u2013 pilule tri puta na dan.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Tjedan dana kasnije, bakica dolazi na kontrolu, sva uzrujana.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Doktore, ovo je u\u017eas! I dalje prdim bez prestanka, jo\u0161 su uvijek tihi, ali sad smrde gore nego ikad!!!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Doktor s osmijehom odgovori:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Odli\u010dno, sinusi su sad pro\u010di\u0161\u0107eni! Sad jo\u0161 samo da rije\u0161imo va\u0161 sluh!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Bonus zagonetka:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>4 noge ima a ne hoda? <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bakica kod doktora s neugodnim problemom Doktore, imam jedan problem\u2026 Stalno prdim! Cijeli dan, gdje god da jesam. Ali nitko ne primijeti, jer su potpuno tihi i nemaju nikakav miris. Evo, dok sjedim ovdje kod vas, ve\u0107 sam ih barem dvadeset ispustila! Doktor joj mirno prepi\u0161e terapiju \u2013 pilule tri puta na dan. Tjedan dana [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":274,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"iawp_total_views":8,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-273","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-vicevi"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/Screenshot_20250223_125359_ChatGPT.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/273","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=273"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/273\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":276,"href":"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/273\/revisions\/276"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/274"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=273"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=273"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=273"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}