Mu\u017e i \u017eena sjede na terasi, u\u017eivaju uz \u010da\u0161u vina i gledaju zalazak sunca.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u017dena ga pogleda i upita:
“Reci mi iskreno, koja je tvoja najve\u0107a erotska fantazija?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Mu\u017e, pomalo nesiguran, odgovori:
“Zami\u0161ljam kako vodim ljubav na osamljenoj pla\u017ei, ispod palme, uz \u0161um valova.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u017dena znati\u017eeljno nastavlja:
“Zvu\u010di divno! A jesam li ja tu negdje?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Mu\u017e se nasmije i ka\u017ee:
“Naravno, kod ku\u0107e \u010duva\u0161 djecu.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Bonus zagonetka: <\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u0160to vi\u0161e uzima\u0161 od mene, sve me manje ima. \u0160to sam ja?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n Odgovor: Rupa<\/strong>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Mu\u017e i \u017eena sjede na terasi, u\u017eivaju uz \u010da\u0161u vina i gledaju zalazak sunca. \u017dena ga pogleda i upita:“Reci mi iskreno, koja je tvoja najve\u0107a erotska fantazija?” Mu\u017e, pomalo nesiguran, odgovori:“Zami\u0161ljam kako vodim ljubav na osamljenoj pla\u017ei, ispod palme, uz \u0161um valova.” \u017dena znati\u017eeljno nastavlja:“Zvu\u010di divno! A jesam li ja tu negdje?” Mu\u017e se nasmije […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":260,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"iawp_total_views":6,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[2,5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-259","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-humor","category-vicevi"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/Screenshot_20250219_112548_ChatGPT.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/259","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=259"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/259\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":261,"href":"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/259\/revisions\/261"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/260"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=259"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=259"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=259"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}