{"id":252,"date":"2025-02-18T19:33:35","date_gmt":"2025-02-18T19:33:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/?p=252"},"modified":"2025-02-18T19:33:36","modified_gmt":"2025-02-18T19:33:36","slug":"mujo-u-trgovini","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/index.php\/2025\/02\/18\/mujo-u-trgovini\/","title":{"rendered":"Mujo u Trgovini"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Do\u0111e Mujo u trgovinu i pita prodava\u010dicu:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>&#8220;Imate li kondome s ukusom borovnice?&#8221;<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>&#8220;Nemamo, na\u017ealost.&#8221;<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>&#8220;A s okusom vi\u0161nje?&#8221;<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>&#8220;Na\u017ealost, ni to nemamo.&#8221;<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>&#8220;A s okusom lubenice?&#8221;<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>&#8220;Ni lubenicu nemamo.&#8221;<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>&#8220;A s ukusom manga?&#8221;<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>&#8220;Manga tako\u0111er nemamo.&#8221;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">U tom trenutku starac koji stoji u redu, pomalo nervozno, okrene se prema de\u010dku i ka\u017ee:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>&#8220;Mladi\u0107u, jesu ti ti kondomi potrebni za vo\u0107nu salatu ili ti stvarno treba ne\u0161to drugo?&#8221;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Bonus zagonetka:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ima ruke, ali ne mo\u017ee da ma\u0161e, Ima noge, ali ne mo\u017ee da tr\u010di, Ima usta, ali ne mo\u017ee da pri\u010da. \u0160ta je to? \u0160ta misli\u0161, \u0161ta je odgovor?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Do\u0111e Mujo u trgovinu i pita prodava\u010dicu: U tom trenutku starac koji stoji u redu, pomalo nervozno, okrene se prema de\u010dku i ka\u017ee: Bonus zagonetka: Ima ruke, ali ne mo\u017ee da ma\u0161e, Ima noge, ali ne mo\u017ee da tr\u010di, Ima usta, ali ne mo\u017ee da pri\u010da. \u0160ta je to? \u0160ta misli\u0161, \u0161ta je odgovor?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":253,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"iawp_total_views":4,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-252","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-vicevi"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/Screenshot_20250218_202811_ChatGPT.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/252","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=252"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/252\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":254,"href":"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/252\/revisions\/254"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/253"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=252"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=252"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=252"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}