{"id":152,"date":"2025-02-08T19:07:09","date_gmt":"2025-02-08T19:07:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/?p=152"},"modified":"2025-02-08T19:07:10","modified_gmt":"2025-02-08T19:07:10","slug":"kako-je-tetka-iz-slovenije-slagala-zaimu-da-ne-smije-nista-jesti-3-dana-prije-ljekarskog","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/index.php\/2025\/02\/08\/kako-je-tetka-iz-slovenije-slagala-zaimu-da-ne-smije-nista-jesti-3-dana-prije-ljekarskog\/","title":{"rendered":"Kako je tetka iz Slovenije slagala Zaimu da ne smije ni\u0161ta jesti 3 dana prije ljekarskog"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Zaim i slovena\u010dki \u201epost\u201c: Tetkina \u0161kola pre\u017eivljavanja<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Zaim iz Gra\u010danice dobio je vizu za Sloveniju! Kona\u010dno kre\u0107e u bolji \u017eivot \u2013 ili je barem tako mislio. U petak sti\u017ee u Ljubljanu, sretan i ponosan, ali ga \u010deka jedna sitnica: ljekarski pregled tek u ponedjeljak. Do tada, tetka ga prima kod sebe u stan.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201eNi\u0161ta ne smije\u0161 jesti tri dana,\u201c strogo mu ka\u017ee \u010dim je u\u0161ao.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Zaim zbunjeno trep\u0107e. \u201eKakvo je to pravilo?\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201eTako ti je ovdje,\u201c odmahuje tetka rukom.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I tako, petak prolazi, stomak kr\u010di. Subota dolazi, Zaim slini dok gleda tetku kako jede kri\u0161om u kuhinji. Nedjelja, vi\u0161e ne vidi ravno.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201eTetka, ja stvarno ne mogu vi\u0161e\u2026\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201eZnam da si gladan, al&#8217; izdr\u017ei ako misli\u0161 da ti nalazi budu dobri. Tako je u Sloveniji,\u201c ka\u017ee ona hladnokrvno, taman dok bri\u0161e mrvice bureka sa stola.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>U ponedjeljak, na ljekarskom, doktori mu ka\u017eu da je mogao normalno jesti. I tada mu je sve bilo jasno \u2013 tetka mu nije rekla da ne jede zbog pregleda, nego zato \u0161to je \u0161krtica!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/1000033966.webp\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-153\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/1000033966.webp 1024w, https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/1000033966-300x300.webp 300w, https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/1000033966-150x150.webp 150w, https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/1000033966-768x768.webp 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Zaim i slovena\u010dki \u201epost\u201c: Tetkina \u0161kola pre\u017eivljavanja Zaim iz Gra\u010danice dobio je vizu za Sloveniju! Kona\u010dno kre\u0107e u bolji \u017eivot \u2013 ili je barem tako mislio. U petak sti\u017ee u Ljubljanu, sretan i ponosan, ali ga \u010deka jedna sitnica: ljekarski pregled tek u ponedjeljak. Do tada, tetka ga prima kod sebe u stan. \u201eNi\u0161ta ne [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":154,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"iawp_total_views":326,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-152","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-ai-humor"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/file-FLW6SVjM6yz8zWMJtiSp2f.webp","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/152","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=152"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/152\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":155,"href":"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/152\/revisions\/155"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/154"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=152"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=152"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=152"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}