{"id":109,"date":"2025-02-06T19:14:41","date_gmt":"2025-02-06T19:14:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/?p=109"},"modified":"2025-02-06T19:15:19","modified_gmt":"2025-02-06T19:15:19","slug":"doso-u-sloveniju-nije-bio-ni-prvu-platu-odmah-ukucava-avto-net-audi-3-0-4x4-quattro","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/index.php\/2025\/02\/06\/doso-u-sloveniju-nije-bio-ni-prvu-platu-odmah-ukucava-avto-net-audi-3-0-4x4-quattro\/","title":{"rendered":"Do\u0161o u Sloveniju, nije dobio ni prvu platu, odmah ukucava avto.net Audi 3.0 4&#215;4 quattro"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>\u010cim je viza udarila pe\u010dat, krenuo put Slovenije. Prva plata legla? Nema vremena za \u010dekanje! Dok drugi pla\u0107aju stanarinu i re\u017eije, on ukucava na avto.net: Audi 3.0 TDI Quattro.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Cijena? Neva\u017eno. Lizing se uzima odmah! Jer \u0161ta \u0107e selo re\u0107i ako se na dopust vrati autobusom?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/1000033838.webp\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-110\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/1000033838.webp 1024w, https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/1000033838-300x300.webp 300w, https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/1000033838-150x150.webp 150w, https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/1000033838-768x768.webp 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Slede\u0107i korak \u2013 tamnjenje stakala, felge 19\u201d i \u010dipovanje. Kad do\u0111e u Bosnu, parkira pred kafanom, nehajno ostavi klju\u010deve na sto i \u010deka reakcije.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201eBrate, uspio si!\u201c \u2013 komentari\u0161u kom\u0161ije, ne znaju\u0107i da mu rata jede pola plate.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ali nije va\u017eno\u2026 Bitno je da izgleda kao da se \u201edobro sna\u0161ao u EU\u201c!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u010cim je viza udarila pe\u010dat, krenuo put Slovenije. Prva plata legla? Nema vremena za \u010dekanje! Dok drugi pla\u0107aju stanarinu i re\u017eije, on ukucava na avto.net: Audi 3.0 TDI Quattro. Cijena? Neva\u017eno. Lizing se uzima odmah! Jer \u0161ta \u0107e selo re\u0107i ako se na dopust vrati autobusom? Slede\u0107i korak \u2013 tamnjenje stakala, felge 19\u201d i \u010dipovanje. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":110,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"iawp_total_views":23,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-109","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-ai-humor"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/1000033838.webp","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/109","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=109"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/109\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":112,"href":"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/109\/revisions\/112"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/110"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=109"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=109"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mozaikzivota.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=109"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}